trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(via my-empathetic-sickness)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via breakfast-with-satan)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via my-empathetic-sickness)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

(via breakfast-with-satan)

Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful things can happen to quiet people. For those few months, you’re not required to be who everyone thinks you are, and that cut-grass smell in the air and the chance to dive into the deep end of a pool give you a courage you don’t have the rest of the year. You can be grateful and easy, with no eyes on you, and no past. Summer just opens the door and lets you out.Deb Caletti, Honey, Baby, Sweetheart (via hnji)

(Source: larmoyante, via pretty-girls-cries)

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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(via africandad)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via africandad)

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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(via if-i-tell)

flirtay:

how to get the perfect butt these tips really work!
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